- me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
- me driving: say your prayers
I am convinced all of Black tumblr is Fucking Each Other, I’m fucking Convinced.
Nope not so over here
Maybe not actively all at the same time.
But if someone did some kind of six degrees of coital separation type thing… I’m pretty sure 90% of Black Tumblr is connected through sexual partners.
I’m trying to get in on said action. Yes.
*one two three fo fif* lol
And I’m just like…